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Mmm! Miei, quelli biscotti puzzano
deliziosa, Samantha.

2
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Oh, grazie,
Bertha.

3
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Mi devi dà
a ricetta.

4
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Bertha hà vintu a torta
cuncorsu à a fiera quist'annu.

5
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Ùn avete micca, Bertha ?

6
00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:14,973
Ebbè, era u mo turnu.

7
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Avà, quale vuleria
latte cù u so tè?

8
00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,352
Avete fattu abbastanza,
caru.

9
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Vieni ghjustu quì
è pusate.

10
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Avemu da piglià cura
di noi stessi.

11
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Zolda, burla,
kopec, lum.

12
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Zolda, burla,
kopec, lum.

13
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Cercu di rinunzià.

14
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Ùn deve micca zia Clara
esse quì avà?

15
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She certainly should.

16
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You know, I worry
about that woman

17
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every time she steps
out of the house.

18
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Ella va avanti, sapete,
è ella hè--

19
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Well, let's be frank.

20
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Hè andata un pocu divertente.

21
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And stubborn.

22
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Aghju prupostu di piglià ella,
but no.

23
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She insisted on flying
da sola.

24
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Avete volatu unu di voi
with Clara lately?

25
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Not lately.

26
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Suicide.

27
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Plain suicide.

28
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There's someone at
your front door, dear.

29
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Ùn aghju intesu nunda.

30
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Perdonu.

31
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Endora m'hà dettu questu
since the marriage,

32
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ella ùn face mancu
cosi più picculi.

33
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Oh, i mo stelle !
Zia Clara, chì hè accadutu ?

34
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Oh, aghju avutu l'incantu
tuttu sbagliatu.

35
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I-aghju tuttu mischju
in l'incantu è aghju avutu --

36
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Sbarcatu à mezu
di l'autostrada.

37
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Oh, bona grazia.

38
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Ebbè, quì, avemu solu
fatevi drittu fora.

39
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Entra.
Avà, ùn pare micca bella.

40
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Iè. Spolvera ti
un pocu.

41
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Avà, andate.
Oh!

42
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Salutami, Clara.
Ciao, Bertha, cara.

43
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Venite à pusà.
Avà, siate, zia Clara.

44
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Oh, caru.
Ti verraghju una bella tazza di tè.

45
00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,227
Oh, nò, nò, nò.
Puderaghju fà quellu stessu.

46
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Ebbè, ùn sò micca vechju
cum'è tuttu ciò, sapete.

47
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Ebbè. Ebbè, avà,
let me see.

48
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Now, let me see.

49
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Zolda, burla...

50
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Ehm...

51
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Kopec.

52
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I know, dear.
I know, I know. Eiu sò.

53
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Uh...

54
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Um... Lum.

55
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Clara!

56
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In u futuru,
will you please ask?

57
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Ùn vulia micca
ogni tè in ogni modu.

58
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And my powers are
just as good as ever,

59
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so don't get pernickety
cun mè.

60
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It's just that
at this time of year I--

61
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It sends me
tuttu flooey.

62
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Odiu Halloween.

63
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Odiu Halloween.

64
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Bè?

65
00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,163
Sò assai boni.

66
00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,623
Bene? Perchè, sò
i migliori dolci di Halloween

67
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a nostra cumpagnia hè mai messu
fora nantu à u mercatu.

68
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Eccu, pruvate un pocu di più.

69
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Bè, ùn aghju micca finitu
ciò chì aghju.

70
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Vai, vai.

71
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Avà, ciò chì vulemu

72
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era una campagna speciale ideata

73
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per correre in tuttu
A stagione di Halloween, nò?

74
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Mm-hm.

75
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Belli è masticatori, ùn sò micca ?

76
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Avà, sicuru,
a prima cosa chì avemu bisognu

77
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era assai identificabile
marca, nò?

78
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Sò sicuru chì possu cullà
qualcosa per voi, sgiò Brinkman.

79
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Ùn avete micca da vene
cun una cosa.

80
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Sò esattamente ciò chì vogliu.

81
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L'aghju perplessu per ghjorni,
lasciami dì.

82
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E poi di colpu, a risposta
ghjuntu à mè ghjustu cusì.

83
00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,010
Pronti?

84
00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,348
Una strega.

85
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Una strega !

86
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Ebbè, certamente si lega
cù u pruduttu.

87
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Ùn sò micca i manici di scopa
Mi importa tantu.

88
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Hè a manera chì ci facenu vede.

89
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Quelli brutti, orribili verruche
è quelli nasu longu è storti.

90
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Pensu chì solu ùn capiscenu micca
chì simu cum'è qualcunu altru.

91
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Quasi.

92
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Finu à avà avemu statu
capaci di fà nunda,

93
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ma ùn possu piglià
un altru annu di questu.

94
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Hè per quessa chì avemu ghjuntu
à vede ti, Samantha.

95
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Avemu pensatu chì pudete
avè qualchi idee.

96
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[Maria] Pruvamu Endora,

97
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ma ùn hè micca interessatu
in a causa in tuttu.

98
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Oh, a so.

99
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Mamma vola à
u sudu di Francia

100
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ogni annu sta volta
finu à chì tuttu sguassate.

101
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Ella pensa chì duvemu solu pruvà
è scurdate.

102
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Ùn possu scurdà !

103
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Ogni volta chì vecu una foto di
unu di quelli vechji vechji brutti

104
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Volu ghjustu in casa
è mi pienghje à dorme.

105
00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,865
Una brutta vechja vechja, eh?

106
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Cù un nasu longu.
Vogliu dì longu.

107
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E poi verruche
nantu à u so mento, eh?

108
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È i denti rotti.
assai --

109
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Una bocca sana
di denti rotti, eh?

110
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And a tall, black hat, huh?

111
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È un manicu di scopa.

112
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Eh? Eh?

113
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Can I see some rough sketches
dumani, eh?

114
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Ebbè, mi metteraghju à u travagliu
nantu à questu subitu.

115
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I don't know why we don't
basta dì à tutti

116
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chì simu streghe.

117
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E poi viderianu
what wonderful, nice people

118
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simu veramente.

119
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Megliu caccià fora
lots of fire insurance first.

120
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Oh, Bertha, anu firmatu
ci bruciava anni fà.

121
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We have made some progress.

122
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Bè, micca abbastanza.

123
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I personally think it all
begins with the children.

124
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Qualchissia duveria riscrive
quelli fiabe.

125
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Ebbè, sapete.

126
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Mostra Hansel è Gretel
for what they really are.

127
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Un coppiu di ziteddi spinti

128
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andendu à manghjà
sweet old ladies' houses.

129
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I think that's the silliest
cosa ch'e aghju mai intesu.

130
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You got any better ideas?
Oh.

131
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Aspetta un minutu.

132
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Darrin might have an idea.

133
00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,809
Un mortale ?

134
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[Mary] Oh, I don't think so, Samantha.

135
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Mortals don't seem to know
how to do anything too well.

136
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Darrin hè assai bonu
omu di publicità,

137
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è hè familiar
cù u nostru prublema.

138
00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,531
Ma pensate
hè abbastanza interessatu

139
00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,908
per fà qualcosa?

140
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Sò sicuru ch'ellu saria cuntentu
per aiutà noi.

141
00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,663
Pensu chì hè
una nozione di crackerjack.

142
00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,831
Giustu
cù i tempi.

143
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Parlaraghju cun ellu
appena torna in casa.

144
00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:42,003
Probabilmente averà
alcune idee meravigliose.

145
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Darrin hè in casa prima.

146
00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,473
Forse saria megliu
s'ellu li parlassi solu.

147
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Ebbè, simu stati
troppu longu in ogni modu, caru.

148
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Pensate veramente
ci hà da pudè aiutà ?

149
00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,980
ne sò sicuru.

150
00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,523
Ebbè, mantene in cuntattu
è fateci sapè.

151
00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,775
Oh, l'aghju.
Grazie per u tè, caru.

152
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,318
Ci scapperemu solu
sta manera.

153
00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,989
Avemu avutu un bellu tempu.
Avvedeci.

154
00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,704
Megliu esse
corre ancu, sapete.

155
00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:16,871
Certamente, zia Clara.

156
00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,540
Avà, tuttu ciò chì avete bisognu,
fatemi sapè.

157
00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,958
Oh, sì.

158
00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,419
Avvedeci.
Oh, addiu.

159
00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,213
Avvedeci.

160
00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:30,969
Zia Clara !

161
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,053
Siate bè ?

162
00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,847
a porta--
Oh, f-bene.

163
00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,725
Va bè. I--
Chì hè andatu male?

164
00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,226
Forse ùn avete micca
cuncentrazione.

165
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,602
Oh, sì. Puderia esse,
sapete.

166
00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,273
Oh, zia Clara.
Eccu, aghju una idea maravigliosa.

167
00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,357
Perchè ùn esce da daretu
è attraversu a porta di a cucina ?

168
00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,361
M-forse sarebbe
u megliu modu per fà.

169
00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:52,198
Questi muri sò sempre più duri
è più duru ogni volta.

170
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,077
Zia Clara !

171
00:08:57,953 --> 00:08:59,205
Oh, ciao caru.

172
00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,541
Ciao, amore.

173
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,751
Aspettate a pioggia ?

174
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,961
Oh, nò. Innò, solu
radrizzendu.

175
00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,337
Cumu era a to ghjurnata?

176
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,422
Grim.

177
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,215
Caru, ci hè qualcosa
assai impurtante

178
00:09:09,256 --> 00:09:10,508
Mi piacerebbe dumandà
u vostru cunsigliu circa.

179
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,093
Certu, caru,
appena messu

180
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,928
alcuni ritocchi finali
nantu à sti schizzi.

181
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,304
Avete
un bicarbonate utile?

182
00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,557
Avete manghjatu qualcosa
chì ùn hè d'accordu cun voi?

183
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,600
Pudete dì chì.

184
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:19,809
Di sicuru. Ti daraghju unu.

185
00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:25,899
Eccu, caru.

186
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,232
Oh, grazie,
amore.

187
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,277
Pari stancu.
Oh, sò quasi finitu.

188
00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,321
Chì ci vulia
per parlà cun mè ?

189
00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,990
Ebbè, Darrin, aghju bisognu
qualchì cunsigliu prufessiunale.

190
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,492
Pensu
stu dopu meziornu

191
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:39,828
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就在這個時候

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00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,457
不明確的

193
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,335
今年有人--
indefinitu

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Allora perchè l'avete fattu ?

205
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:10,193
Perchè hè u modu
a maiò parte di a ghjente pensa chì e streghe parenu.

206
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,402
Hè una ragione

207
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,279
discriminà
contru à un gruppu minoritariu ?

208
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,739
Chì gruppu minoritariu ?

209
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,408
Streghe, di sicuru.

210
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,910
Ma, Sam, a ghjente ùn hè micca
crede in streghe.

211
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,538
Chì ci hà da fà
cun qualcosa?

212
00:10:21,578 --> 00:10:25,125
Cumu pudete discriminate
qualcosa chì ùn sapete chì esiste?

213
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,835
Ùn dividete micca i capelli!

214
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:32,090
Amore, si capisci
quantu ridiculu s--

215
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,466
Induve vai ?

216
00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,719
Aghju da appiccà à i mo pedi
da una trave in l'attic

217
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,263
e scherzi a luna !

218
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,849
Chì ti passa ?
Sò seriu nantu à questu?

219
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,934
Di sicuru sò!

220
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,018
Cumu vulete

221
00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:45,770
s'è tù sì sempre
esse rapprisintatu

222
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:46,771
cum'è qualcosa di differente?

223
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,690
Ebbè, facemu a faccia,
cari.

224
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,982
Siete un pocu diffarenti--

225
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,818
Darrin, per piacè.

226
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,111
Chì aghju dettu ?

227
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,362
Avete preghjudiziu !

228
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,282
Preghjudiziu ?!
Mamma avia ragiò.

229
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,033
Se aghju avutu preghjudiziu, ùn l'aghju micca
ti sò maritatu,

230
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,243
avissi?

231
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,120
Oh, cusì hè questu.

232
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,038
Pensate chì m'hà fattu
un gran favore.

233
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,790
Pigliò i poveri
piccula strega in.

234
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:06,916
真是犧牲啊！

235
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,126
一定讓你感覺
非常自以為是。

236
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,127
是這樣嗎？

237
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,920
我可能會病得很重。

238
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,881
任何人都像你一樣偏執
應得的。

239
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,340
我不偏執！

240
00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:16,968
女巫也是有感情的
和其他人一樣。

241
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,386
當我們看到
那些小孩子

242
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:19,511
萬聖節到處亂跑

243
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,097
牙齒變黑
和疣，

244
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,349
好吧，你不明白嗎？
好痛！

245
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,227
這真的意味著嗎
對你來說就這麼多嗎，山姆？

246
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,812
當然可以。

247
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,230
我記得
當我還是個孩子的時候

248
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,107
以前我和媽媽
離開這個國家

249
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,610
這樣我們就不用看
那些醜陋的面具。

250
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,777
太可怕了。

251
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,043
哦，我知道
你會明白的。

252
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:53,296
我完全理解，
親愛的。

253
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,506
我只希望布林克曼能做到。

254
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:03,765
我告訴你
那不是我想要的！

255
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,975
我想要一個老太婆

256
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,936
牙齒變黑

257
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,604
她身上長了疣——

258
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,231
布林克曼先生，
請聽。

259
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,941
聽我說。聽我說
就一分鐘。

260
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,944
現在，每個人都使用
傳統的萬聖節女巫。

261
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,737
但誰能說他們
真的看起來像那樣嗎？

262
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,405
現在我的想法是離開
da u vechju stereotipu

263
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,784
è aduprà una bella,
strega ben vestita

264
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,910
cum'è a vostra marca.

265
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,663
Siete pazzi.

266
00:12:26,703 --> 00:12:30,124
E streghe anu un nasu longu
è i denti scuri--

267
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,501
Ti fermerai
dicendu chì?

268
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,211
Ùn sapete micca chì
tu parli !

269
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,797
Avà, guarda quì, omu.
Ùn mi piace micca esse insultatu.

270
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:36,631
Nè e streghe !

271
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,717
Hanu ancu... sentimenti.

272
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,596
Avete paura di
offende una strega?

273
00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:45,932
Ebbè, se eru
una strega,

274
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,267
Saria offesu.

275
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,644
Ùn vulete micca,
U sgiò Brinkman ?

276
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,107
Vogliu dì, se, uh...

277
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:57,443
avete dettu chì
我看起來就是這樣，我...

278
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:01,823
布林克曼先生，假設
確實有女巫，

279
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:05,660
並且沒有絕對的證據
沒有，

280
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:09,163
你能想像嗎
他們會有何感受

281
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,375
擁有他們的形象
扭曲？

282
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,011
泰特，請進來。

283
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,639
有什麼麻煩嗎？

284
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,851
告訴他你什麼
剛剛對我說。

285
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,852
我只是在嘗試
說服布林克曼先生

286
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,730
使用一個美麗的女人
在競選活動中—

287
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,940
不，不。另一件事，
另一件事。

288
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,150
繼續，繼續。

289
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,985
嗯，我只是
提出理論

290
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,528
那個，嗯...

291
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,698
女巫可能存在。

292
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,325
女巫？

293
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,868
你聽到了嗎？

294
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:50,830
你的意思是鼻子長
牙齒和疣變黑？

295
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:51,664
不，當然不是。

296
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,291
他們可能看起來更像——

297
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,793
呃...

298
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,795
格林達。

299
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,381
WHO？

300
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,050
好吧，格琳達。

301
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,219
北方的好女巫
來自《綠野仙蹤》。

302
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,804
哦，她很漂亮。

303
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,851
呃，好女巫
北方的。

304
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,437
他不想
來傷害她的感情。

305
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:20,193
我只是建議
更複雜的活動，

306
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,403
與某事
多一點想像力。

307
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,863
達林，你確實明白

308
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,282
正是布林克曼先生所說的
想要，不是嗎？

309
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,159
他應該。我告訴他
一千次。

310
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,703
嗯，這是一個簡單的小
溝通中斷

311
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,246
沿線某處。

312
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,915
你會得到你的草圖，
布林克曼先生。

313
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,792
怎麼樣，達林？

314
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,170
放別人
在帳戶上，拉里。

315
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,213
什麼？

316
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,464
達林，我看不出有什麼理由

317
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,091
為什麼應該有
這類問題。

318
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,676
在我看來是
一個相當簡單的活動。

319
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,179
Brinkman 先生的非常簡單
的觀點。

320
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,181
出了什麼問題
我怎麼看？

321
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,141
什麼都沒有
從你的角度來看。

322
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,186
我只是覺得應該有
更複雜一點，

323
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,479
多一點想像力。

324
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,398
達林，你正在
不必要的任性

325
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,440
和固執。

326
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,733
我很誠實！

327
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,402
誰讓你是權威
關於女巫？

328
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,778
沒有人。

329
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,114
但是...

330
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:08,991
嗯——

331
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,538
有什麼了不起
關於疣？

332
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,048
嗨，親愛的。
他們打電話來了嗎？

333
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,967
不，他們沒有打電話。

334
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,135
哦。

335
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,679
也許你應該打電話
布林克曼先生並道歉。

336
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,139
你知道我不能這麼做。

337
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,181
連我也不行嗎？

338
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,599
為你？

339
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,518
親愛的，我不能
就這樣下去吧。

340
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,936
我一直感到內疚

341
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:39,689
自從你走出去
昨天關於拉里·泰特。

342
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,774
為什麼要感到內疚？

343
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,484
因為如果你不是
嫁給我了

344
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,319
你就不會失去工作。

345
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,821
不知不覺中，我們的一生

346
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,614
你會握住它
反對我。

347
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:53,453
我已經告訴你這沒什麼
與你有關，薩曼莎。

348
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,581
你離開這裡
讓我來處理這些帳單吧？

349
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,459
達林？
嗯？

350
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,835
我有一個主意。

351
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,128
什麼？

352
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,547
布林克曼先生不會在意
他進行了什麼樣的競選活動

353
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,966
只要他賣了
他的糖果，對嗎？

354
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,134
嗯。

355
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,719
好吧，假設以某種方式

356
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,097
所有其他糖果公司
生意破產了，然後我——

357
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,432
你會阻止嗎？

358
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,225
你已經把我帶進去了
夠麻煩了！

359
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,729
你看？你做的
反對我。

360
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,148
莎曼珊！

361
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,716
克拉拉阿姨？

362
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,760
瑪麗？

363
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,594
伯莎？

364
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,514
我必須和你談談。

365
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,560
我們在這裡，薩曼莎。

366
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,687
你還好嗎，
克拉拉？

367
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,398
是的，是的，
我當然是。

368
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,777
噢，讓我走吧。
我可以自己站著。

369
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,571
抱歉讓你起床
在深夜的這個時刻，

370
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,074
但這非常重要。

371
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,077
我們知道，親愛的。我們感覺很糟糕
關於發生的事情。

372
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,747
這都是我們的錯，你
年輕人失業了。

373
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,374
現在，我們能提供什麼幫助呢？

374
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,876
好吧，現在你必須明白了
達林非常自豪，

375
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,045
除非他被問到
要回去，他就不會回去。

376
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,339
這是原則問題
和誠信。

377
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,465
兩個極好的理由。

378
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,385
伯莎可以使
一個電話。

379
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:36,138
她很棒
在聲音模仿方面。

380
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,473
不，我在想什麼

381
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,392
是讓布林克曼先生
改變主意

382
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,434
關於該活動。

383
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,270
這樣我們就能幫助達林

384
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,854
和我們自己同時。

385
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,023
精彩的。現在，有什麼想法嗎？

386
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,359
我以為我們可以開始
並舉行抗議遊行。

387
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,444
噢，那太好了。

388
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,530
並且非暴力。

389
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,073
我們可以有跡象。

390
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:57,410
跡象？哦，那是
一個好主意。

391
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,829
怎麼樣：

392
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,208
非常切題。

393
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,542
現在，讓我們看看。嗯...

394
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,713
這個怎麼樣？

395
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,048
精彩的。

396
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,967
我也認識一個。

397
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:16,554
[莎曼珊]我認為這使得
清楚我們的感受。

398
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,431
如果這沒有
任何效果，

399
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,600
我還有一些想法

400
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,227
我們可以在路上討論
去布林克曼先生家。

401
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,938
好的。來吧，克拉拉？

402
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,023
克拉拉！

403
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:33,321
哦，我只是在心裡數著
我的門把。

404
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,074
[伯莎]你需要一個標誌。

405
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,659
一個標誌？

406
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,202
哦，一個標誌。

407
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,704
哦。

408
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:50,254
不？這是最好的
我可以做到。

409
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,340
我們走吧？

410
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,652
你在上面做什麼？

411
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,196
只要閱讀標誌，
布林克曼先生。

412
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,660
“投票給柯立芝”？

413
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,619
這些跡象，
布林克曼先生。

414
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,413
我們是一個抗議團體。

415
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,708
哦。呃...

416
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,461
我們反對廣告
您所規劃的活動

417
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,837
把我們描繪成老太婆。

418
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,798
我們覺得令人厭惡
和侮辱性的。

419
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,509
我不在乎
你找到什麼了。

420
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,386
是什么生意
無論如何，你的？

421
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,305
為什麼，非常多
我們的事，布林克曼先生。

422
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,390
我們是女巫。

423
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,599
哦，你們是女巫，是嗎？

424
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,351
我們當然。

425
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,270
現在，看，你過來這裡
關掉我的燈。

426
00:19:48,311 --> 00:19:50,564
還有你們其餘的人
你也到這裡來吧。

427
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,816
你聽到了嗎？

428
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,567
你不相信我們嗎
布林克曼先生？

429
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,069
我會告訴你我所相信的。

430
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,655
我相信你們都會更好
離開這裡

431
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,573
在你被趕出去之前。

432
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,782
他不相信我們。

433
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:01,992
[伯莎] 嗯，我想

434
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,661
我們就會有
來說服他。

435
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,371
都準備好了嗎？

436
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,332
一起。

437
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,751
克拉拉，你在做什麼？

438
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,713
哦，我只是想看看
在他的門把手處。

439
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,426
你是如何做到如此輝煌的？

440
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,427
啊？

441
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,678
堅持做生意，克拉拉。

442
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,722
現在，到這裡來
然後坐下。

443
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:23,931
請務必穿上襯衫。

444
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,810
好的。我有過
受夠了。

445
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,229
也許是警察
將會有一些事情——

446
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,316
蛇！

447
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,987
還是不相信有巫師
布林克曼先生？

448
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,406
就是——就是那種豐盛的食物。

449
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,199
都是那麼豐富的食物
我吃了。

450
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,452
我永遠不應該吃東西
法式烹飪，僅此而已。

451
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,953
我的胃剛剛
不會接受的。

452
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,372
批評法國烹飪！

453
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,084
[法國口音]香菸？

454
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:53,711
呃？啊？

455
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,464
蒙住眼睛？
為、為什麼？

456
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,424
為什麼我需要
眼罩？我——

457
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,843
準備好了嗎？

458
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,637
哦，拜託，別開槍打我。
不。

459
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,805
目的！

460
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,640
我確實相信女巫的存在。
我願意。

461
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:10,186
我相信，我確實相信女巫的存在。

462
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,228
火！

463
00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,857
你開槍打死我了我死了！

464
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,609
我告訴過你我相信你
但你還是殺了我！

465
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,986
這不公平！

466
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,696
哦，不是這樣的。
你完全沒問題。

467
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:22,740
我還好嗎？

468
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,866
幾乎。

469
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,367
實際上你的意思是什麼？

470
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,411
看看
在鏡子裡。

471
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,503
你、你對我做了什麼？

472
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,380
同樣的事情
你對我們做了。

473
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,382
我從來沒有對你做過任何事。

474
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,926
老太婆，你說，

475
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,845
長著鷹鉤鼻，
牙齒和疣變黑。

476
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,388
你想怎樣去
人生

477
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,640
看起來像那樣嗎？

478
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,391
你不會就這樣離開我的。

479
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,810
當然不是。

480
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,478
我們希望世界認識你
正如你真實的樣子。

481
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,189
你也會為我們做同樣的事
布林克曼先生，你願意嗎？

482
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,234
哦，我保證！

483
00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,734
我保證！

484
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,238
好的。你可以再看看。

485
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,051
男生。

486
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,303
這就是我所說的惡夢。

487
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,013
我需要喝一杯。

488
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,613
我很高興你終於看到了
我的觀點，布林克曼先生。

489
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:47,199
我知道你不會後悔的。

490
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,953
布林克曼先生？

491
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,621
啊？

492
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,457
哦。哦，哦，當然。

493
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,585
當然，那是——當然。

494
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,086
呃，你願意喜歡我嗎
過去

495
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:01,255
活動的詳細信息，
布林克曼先生？

496
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,882
啊？

497
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,300
細節？

498
00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:06,093
哦。哦，不。

499
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:08,929
不，你什麼都做。

500
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:12,892
我-我得走了
到警察局。

501
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:13,976
做什麼的？

502
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,854
我被打劫了。

503
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,939
[達林] 聽到這個消息我很遺憾，
布林克曼先生。

504
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:21,108
好吧，沒關係。

505
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,819
他們拿的只是門把。

506
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,488
其中有一百零五個。

507
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:31,118
房子裡的每個門把手。

508
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,082
早晨。
你好。

509
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,960
你好，薩曼莎。
很高興再次見到你。

510
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,171
你好，拉里。

511
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,967
不，不可能。

512
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,475
哦，我承認我很懷疑，

513
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:57,478
直到布林克曼
證實了我們的研究報告。

514
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,813
母親和孩子們
不要買萬聖節糖果。

515
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:00,981
父親們都這樣做。

516
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,441
還有那個華麗的女巫
在廣告看板上

517
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:05,027
提高了布林克曼的銷售額
27%。

518
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:08,155
達林，你的直覺
是絕對正確的。

519
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:08,989
謝謝。

520
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,491
嗯，當然
是的。

521
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,992
他是最好的廣告人
在業務中。

522
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,744
哦，謝謝兩位
對他們說出善意的話。

523
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,037
來吧，達林，告訴我。

524
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,789
你從哪裡得到這個主意
為了那個活動？

525
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,832
嗯——
這是直覺。

526
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,334
那是東西
你買不到。

527
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,836
你要么擁有它，要么你
沒有，你說不是嗎？

528
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,129
我一定會的。

529
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,590
我想提議乾杯。

530
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:27,883
達林的直覺。

531
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,343
無論它來自哪裡，

532
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:30,970
願他永遠不會失去它。

533
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,763
我會為此乾杯。

534
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,932
我也是。